Want to make your mark as the funny, jokester of the group? You’ve come to the right place! Jokes can only get you so far, but with this list of funny questions to ask friends, you’ll have everyone cracking up and having a good time as they try to come up with silly and goofy answers! From silly and amusing to embarrassing and nonsensical, these questions will have you all rolling with laughter!
110 Funny Questions To Ask Friends
#1. Would you rather never sleep again or never eat again?
#2. Which smells better, fresh-cut grass or bread baking in the oven?
#3. What’s the most useless word?
#4. What is something that everyone looks stupid doing?
#5. Would you rather have no nose or no arms?
#6. How would you describe the Internet to someone who’s never used it?
#7. What is your spirit animal?
#8. Is cereal soup?
#9. What’s your worst habit?
#10. What is the most useless invention of all time?
#11. What is one random fact that none of us know about you?
#12. Get creative with an insult, no holds barred!
#13. If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?
#14. Who’s the most likely to get arrested?
#15. What would you choose if you could have a lifetime supply of any one thing?
#16. What is the weirdest thing you’ve ever done in front of a mirror?
#17. What is one thing you wish existed but doesn’t?
#18. What’s the most number of days in a row that you’ve worn the same pair of underwear?
#19. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten?
#20. What would you be if you could be any plant or animal?
#21. How many chickens would it take to kill an elephant?
#22. What’s the best Wi-Fi name you’ve seen?
#23. Would you rather be the funniest or smartest person in a room?
#24. Are you good at sharing?
#25. Would you rather be able to talk to animals or know every language?
#26. What would you rather have — an arm that regenerates every month or legs that grow back every month?
#27. What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to?
#28. How do you feel about putting pineapple on pizza?
#29. If you were a fruit, what fruit would you be?
#30. What superhero/villain would make the best therapist?
#31. What celebrity would you most like to switch lives with?
#32. What is the craziest bet you’ve ever made?
#33. What Disney princess would make the best spy?
#34. What’s your idea of a nightmare date?
#35. Where would you go if you could travel to any place on Earth?
#36. If you could invite three people to dinner, living or dead, who would you invite?
#37. Do you think cavemen had nightmares about cavewomen?
#38. What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever worn?
#39. What qualities in the opposite sex give you “the ick”?
#40. What would you choose if you could take just one thing with you to a deserted island?
#41. What secret conspiracy would you like to start?
#42. Of the three people you hate the most, which one would you choose to kill, marry, and kiss?
#43. Who here would you not let date your daughter or son?
#44. Which sport do you think they’ll invent next?
#45. If you had to choose between brushing your teeth or wiping your butt, which would you do for life?
#46. Would you rather walk around with a salad for a head or broccoli for arms?
#47. Which one would you choose — not having eyebrows or not having eyelashes?
#48. What animal do you think is the biggest party animal?
#49. Why is a burger not a sandwich?
#50. Which joke is not even close to funny but can make you laugh?
#51. Which body part do you wish you could detach, and why?
#52. What do you wish would fall from the sky instead of raindrops?
#53. Have you ever tried your dog or cat’s food?
#54. How do other fishes notice if a fish cries underwater?
#55. If violence is not the answer, then is it the question?
#56. What is worse during a kiss — a sneeze or a cough?
#57. What would you call a bedroom without a bed?
#58. If you were shoes, which one would you be?
#59. Who would win in a fight between Superman and Batman?
#60. Milk before cereal or cereal before milk?
#61. If you could ask your pet one question, what would it be?
#62. If you were going to compete in the Olympics, which sport would you choose?
#63. What used to be considered trashy but now is very classy?
#64. What sounds like a compliment but is actually an insult?
#65. Why call it lipstick if it doesn’t stick our lips together?
#66. If you started a YouTube channel, what would it be about?
#67. What’s the silliest way you’ve ever injured yourself?
#68. If you could create a new holiday, what would it be about?
#69. What would you choose to replace grass with?
#70. What name would your pet give you if you swapped roles?
#71. If peanut butter wasn’t called peanut butter, what would it be called?
#72. If there was no candy, what would children ask for on Halloween?
#73. What would be your weapon of choice in a zombie apocalypse?
#74. Do you sleep with or without socks?
#75. What’s the weirdest thing a guest has done at your house?
#76. Do you think blind people can see dreams?
#77. If a Smurf starts to choke, what color will it turn into?
#78. If mysteries are unsolved cases, then why do we call them “unsolved mysteries”?
#79. What’s the absolute worst name for a child?
#80. Why can’t you hum while your nose is plugged?
#81. If you could time travel, would you go to the future or the past?
#82. Does any of the seven dwarfs look like you?
#83. Do penguins have knees?
#84. Which would you prefer to have as your roommate — a goat or a bird?
#85. What is a gross food combination no one enjoys but you?
#86. What is the funniest name you have heard used in the real world?
#87. Would you prefer to be lost in the jungle for one year or trapped underground for six months?
#88. What is your most-used excuse to avoid meeting someone?
#89. Which SpongeBob character would you choose to be your roommate?
#90. You’re a mad scientist. What scientific experiment would you run if money and ethics weren’t an issue?
#91. What’s the weirdest picture in your camera roll?
#92. Would you rather eat a whole stick of butter or drink a bottle of maple syrup?
#93. Who would you want to listen in on if you could be a fly on the wall?
#94. When they mention in commercials that dog food has new and improved flavors, who do you think tasted them?
#95. What would be the coolest animal to scale up to the size of a horse?
#96. What items could you buy that would make the cashier the most uncomfortable?
#97. What question would you ask the president if you had a chance?
#98. How many ants do you think are necessary to lift a whale?
#99. If you were Willy Wonka, what flavor of gum would you make?
#100. If you could talk to your child self, what would you say?
#101. If you could pass one talent of yours to your children, what would it be?
#102. What food represents your personality?
#103. What song do you know word-for-word?
#104. What would you do with your “15 minutes” of fame?
#105. If we had a fistfight, who would win?
#106. Do you prefer a center or corner piece of a brownie?
#107. If you could talk in your sleep, what would you say?
#108. Did you ever pee your pants as a kid?
#109. If you could morph two animals into one, which ones would you choose and what will the resulting abomination be called?
#110. If you could live on Mars, what would you do?
